Humor/Comedy

A day without laughter is a day wasted

Room Service: A Sexy Romantic Comedy

Poppy Dunne

Alex is a hard-wired woman who wants to prove to the world that she's not just her daddy's little girl but a qualified professional. So, she's "stuck" in a 5-star hotel room, working her ass off for 16 hours straight. She's all in, and doesn't want t...

Today Will Be Different

Maria Semple

Maria Semple is back with a brand-new bestseller about 1 day in the life of a regular woman who's forced to let go of her modest ambitions and embrace a new, scary-yet-rewarding future. Today Will Be Different tells the story of Eleanor, a modern-day...

Frazzled: Everyday Disasters and Impending Doom

Booki Vivat

If you want your kids to read a ridiculously funny, sweet and honest book that's full of adventure and excitement, make sure to grab Booki Vivat's latest masterpiece. It's safe to say that the smart, witty and curious kids will have an awesome time w...

SOMEDAY, SOMEDAY, MAYBE: A NOVEL

LAUREN GRAHAM

Lauren Graham, the lovely star of several wildly popular TV shows, is also quite a gifted writer. This is her debut novel, and it's captivating, witty and super fun. This is a story about a talented young lady who wants to be an actress. She's lost i...

DOCTOR'S DEMANDS

MICHELLE LOVE

Owen is a brilliant plastic surgeon and has a soft side for BDSM. He's not ready to share his passion with the world, as he's kinda afraid it will make things worse. Petra is a student in desperate need of money; so, when her friend tells her about a...

UNTIL HARRY

L.A. CASEY

L.A. Casey loves riveting stories about gorgeous young women and handsome studs with a heavy past, and she's doing a brilliant job of writing best-selling novels about them. Until Harry is one of her best books in the genre and it follows Lane, a bea...

TIED TO HIM

TIA SIREN

Tied to Him is a brand-new bestseller by the lovely Tia Siren, one of the best writers or romantic novels of our time. It's fast-paced, gripping, and comes with a sexy, independent woman, a dominant, charismatic alpha man and a lot of that sizzling B...

THE MITFORD BEDSIDE COMPANION

JAN KARON

In case you didn't know, Jan Karon, the woman behind the ground-breaking Mitford series, has sold almost as much as 40 (!) million copies of her books and CDs, which makes her one of the bestselling authors of our time. Now, a lot of us really love t...

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     * @param  string  $path
     * @param  string  $contents
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     * @return int
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    /**
     * Prepend to a file.
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     * @param  string  $data
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    {
        return md5_file($path);
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     * Write the contents of a file.
     *
     * @param  string  $path
     * @param  string  $contents
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     * @return int
     */
    public function put($path, $contents, $lock = false)
    {
        return file_put_contents($path, $contents, $lock ? LOCK_EX : 0);
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     * Prepend to a file.
     *
     * @param  string  $path
     * @param  string  $data
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    {
        if ($this->exists($path)) {
            return $this->put($path, $data.$this->get($path));
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    /**
     * {@inheritdoc}
     */
    public function read($sessionId)
    {
        if ($this->files->exists($path = $this->path.'/'.$sessionId)) {
            if (filemtime($path) >= Carbon::now()->subMinutes($this->minutes)->getTimestamp()) {
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    /**
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    /**
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    {
        $files = Finder::create()
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     *
     * @param  string  $data
     * @return string
     */
    protected function prepareForUnserialize($data)
    {
        return $data;
    }
 
    /**
     * Save the session data to storage.
     *
     * @return bool
     */
    public function save()
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        $this->ageFlashData();
 
        $this->handler->write($this->getId(), $this->prepareForStorage(
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     *
     * @param  string  $data
     * @return string
     */
    protected function prepareForStorage($data)
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    /**
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     *
     * @return void
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    /**
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     *
     * @param  \Illuminate\Http\Request  $request
     * @param  \Symfony\Component\HttpFoundation\Response  $response
     * @return void
     */
    public function terminate($request, $response)
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     *
     * @param  \Illuminate\Http\Request  $request
     * @return \Illuminate\Contracts\Session\Session
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    protected function startSession(Request $request)
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     *
     * @param  \Illuminate\Http\Request  $request
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      #convertedFiles: []
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        use: {
          $route: Route { …}
        }
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      +files: FileBag {}
      +cookies: ParameterBag {}
      +headers: HeaderBag {}
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      #languages: null
      #charsets: null
      #encodings: null
      #acceptableContentTypes: array:4 [
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        1 => "application/xhtml+xml"
        2 => "application/xml"
        3 => "*/*"
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      #basePath: null
      #method: "GET"
      #format: null
      #session: Store {}
      #locale: null
      #defaultLocale: "en"
      -isHostValid: true
      -isForwardedValid: true
      basePath: ""
      format: "html"
    }
    
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     *
     * @param  \Illuminate\Http\Request  $request
     * @param  \Illuminate\Http\Response  $response
     * @return void
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     *
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     * @param  \Illuminate\Http\Response  $response
     * @return void
     */
    protected function terminateMiddleware($request, $response)
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        }
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        this: Router { …}
        use: {
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        }
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      +query: ParameterBag {#1}
      +server: ServerBag {}
      +files: FileBag {}
      +cookies: ParameterBag {}
      +headers: HeaderBag {}
      #content: null
      #languages: null
      #charsets: null
      #encodings: null
      #acceptableContentTypes: array:4 [
        0 => "text/html"
        1 => "application/xhtml+xml"
        2 => "application/xml"
        3 => "*/*"
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      #baseUrl: ""
      #basePath: null
      #method: "GET"
      #format: null
      #session: Store {}
      #locale: null
      #defaultLocale: "en"
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      basePath: ""
      format: "html"
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|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Run The Application
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
| Once we have the application, we can handle the incoming request
| through the kernel, and send the associated response back to
| the client's browser allowing them to enjoy the creative
| and wonderful application we have prepared for them.
|
*/
 
$kernel = $app->make(Illuminate\Contracts\Http\Kernel::class);
 
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      +request: ParameterBag {#1}
      +query: ParameterBag {#1}
      +server: ServerBag {}
      +files: FileBag {}
      +cookies: ParameterBag {}
      +headers: HeaderBag {}
      #content: null
      #languages: null
      #charsets: null
      #encodings: null
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      #basePath: null
      #method: "GET"
      #format: null
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      #locale: null
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      format: "html"
    }
    
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HTTP_HOST
"r80s.com"
HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING
"x-gzip, gzip, deflate"
HTTP_USER_AGENT
"CCBot/2.0 (http://commoncrawl.org/faq/)"
HTTP_ACCEPT
"text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8"
SERVER_SIGNATURE
"<address>Apache/2.4.10 (Debian) Server at r80s.com Port 80</address>\n"
SERVER_SOFTWARE
"Apache/2.4.10 (Debian)"
SERVER_NAME
"r80s.com"
SERVER_ADDR
"192.210.206.3"
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"80"
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"54.226.179.247"
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"http"
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""
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"/var/www/html/r80s/public"
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"admin@example.com"
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"/var/www/html/r80s/public/index.php"
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"34046"
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"/category/humor-comedy"
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"CGI/1.1"
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"HTTP/1.0"
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"GET"
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""
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"debug"
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"http://r80s.com"
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"file"
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"127.0.0.1"
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"null"
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"null"
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"null"
MAIL_ENCRYPTION
"null"